Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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