Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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