do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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