you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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