Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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