he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You dont lie about slip and slides
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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