Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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