There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I need a burrito and a hug.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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