what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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