did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
