we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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