So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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