just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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