that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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