who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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