So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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