so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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