I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
do nipples grow back?
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