All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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