she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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