Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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