i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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