I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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