So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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