You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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