I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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