I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
