ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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