My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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