I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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