the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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