is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
