hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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