finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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