Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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