Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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