you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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