He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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