youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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