You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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