I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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