dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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