your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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