I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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