I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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