so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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