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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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