If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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