Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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