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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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